My Story

I was born in the early 1970’s with a rotten ass attitude. My mom to this day feels inspired at times to talk about how difficult I was to raise. Maybe when I was younger she could pretty much take me anywhere, but as soon as I woke up one day and realized how awful planet Earth could be, I just ran out of give a shit, I guess.

Anyway, I always loved music. Looking back on it I can’t explain why I didn’t get into playing music or building instruments a lot sooner. Although I can’t say much about why or why I have not done a lot of things. In the end, I guess I just figure it isn’t really important. What matters is that I like to do it now, and I think I can do a pretty descent job with it.

While I am quite proud of my family and am happy in life in general, my life is just as boring as you can imagine, so I’ll stop there. I’m always interested to hear how you’re doing though, so feel free to reach out. And if you ever want a new bespoke acoustic guitar, let me know. They take a few months to build, are expensive as buying a Louis Vuitton purse, doesn’t come with a whole lot of options, and hasn’t got a warranty, but on the up-side, it sounds nice and no one else will have one quite like it!